This section includes conversations over AIM, ICQ, MSN and IRC that were either meant to be pranks or were just spontaneous, funny conversations. Listed in alphabetical order by filename.
aakash.htm
"i'm not going on that site like an idiot"
alchemy.htm
Alchemy doesn't like agent orange.
alchemysong.htm
Alchemy writes a song about jizz and atheism.
anton.htm
Paul as his alter ego "Anton" on my brother's name.
brandon.htm
Brandon (AKA Piegod) tries cybersex.
captainpenis.htm
Follow-up to mannerim.htm.
froghack.txt
I made some guy think there's a frog hack (and a place called Shaboria). He asked for it on the gamethreat forums - multiple times.
froghack2.txt
Someone else asked for my froghack.
hex.htm
Magistrate made the mistake of asking me how to use a hex editor for AIM password retrieval or something stupid like that. I handed him a load of BS.
icons.htm
I confuse the hell out of Phantom Lord.
icons2.htm
I confuse the hell out of Phantom Lord yet again.
instantfish.htm
Instant fish would be good.
irene.htm
An Asian girl who frequently posted MS Paint sketches on bwhacks.com was found out to be a man. I tried to harrass him to the point where he'd admit he was a male just so I'd leave him alone. He never did, but I had fun in the process. This is a series of PMs sent back and forth on the forum, and an IRC conversation in #bwhacks on irc.rizon.net.
jenn3rz.txt
My brother tries to get an Asian girl naked on a webcam.
jessica.htm
I tried to recruit a girl I went to highschool with into my world distribution business.
joe.htm
Every weekday around 3 the Canadians get out of school and gang-rape my patience. But this time Joe was late, and it cost him his igloo.
kimble.htm
I was using all the quotes from an Arnie sound board for a tim-only.com prank.
laugh.htm
Heath wanted to laugh.
mannerim.htm
When I don't feel like talking to people, I usually drop some l33t Korean on them. Well, I did in this case anyway.
masterofmodern.htm
Sandman puts teh pwn on some chogu from bwhacks.
morris.htm
My first AIM prank, done sometime in 1999. This is my friend's brother, who claims to be a "genious." I was probing him using an ebonics translater until I started getting better responses out of him.
nodda4me.htm
I tried to get this guy to dunk his computer in a fish tank. He almost bought it.
okeehh.htm
Heath wanted me to mess with some chick at his school. Didn't get much out of her.
orphan.htm
One of my early aim pranks.
patch.htm
Patch is my friend's odd twin brother. When he found out I did it he started wearing a black trench coat to school and, according to his brother, started sleeping with a butcher knife under his pillow. He was weird.
queef.htm
Dunno.
saiyanslayer666.htm
Sniplets of chat sessions with some guy who wanted me to get one of the gamehackers at bwhacks.com to sell him some private hacks.
shaborianbs.htm
Some guy wanted me to help him with ps2dis. I dropped a load of BS and then made him feel unwelcome in Shaboria.
shaborianhacks.htm
Someone asked me for some Shaborian hacks.
ssapal.htm
More Korean l33tness. 18 jeja^^.
stan.htm
I pranked a kid that sat next to me in Digital Publishing. At first I thought he knew it was me, but it turned out he thought me to be his friend, also named James.
stupid.htm
I've never met anyone as dumb as this person. Ever.
sunfire.htm
A prank that almost ended in suicide, and would have had I not later told Sunfire that we were joking. He turned from an annoying, energetic, straight-A student to a miserable, self-loathing emo kid.
sunfire2.htm
This is what was going on during the chat.
sunfire3.htm
Convo with Lucifer that shows how the whole thing started.
turdburger.htm
A prank I did for tim-only.com. I think I found myself a closet case.
verbalassualt1.htm
Heath attempts to drive a stake in a relationship. I think he succeeded.
verbalassualt2.htm
Part two. By the way, this guy did in fact end up going to jail.
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