DraKaAlchemy: Hey!
o0 SandmaN 0o: yo
DraKaAlchemy: What part of Florida are you in?
o0 SandmaN 0o: A little north of Orlando
DraKaAlchemy: Okie.
DraKaAlchemy: http://www.livejournal.com/~daerik
DraKaAlchemy: You are still my god.
o0 SandmaN 0o: :-)
DraKaAlchemy: Atleast until I can prove you don't exist.
o0 SandmaN 0o: Who says I do?
DraKaAlchemy: Anyone can; but it has to be proven for anyone to believe it.
o0 SandmaN 0o: Gods can exist, but only when they're being worshipped. ;-)
DraKaAlchemy: Even though existance can not be proven true; it is a more better cause because existance can not be proven false
o0 SandmaN 0o: to worship is to acknowledge
DraKaAlchemy: No body believes me when I tell them that.
DraKaAlchemy: Exactly.
o0 SandmaN 0o: hmm
o0 SandmaN 0o: I am worshipped, therefore I am.
o0 SandmaN 0o: that doesn't work
o0 SandmaN 0o: ?
DraKaAlchemy: As if someone were to kill you because they thought God told them to; in reality God really did tell him to.
DraKaAlchemy: Because God was their subconcious thought that enabled them to commit homicide on you.
o0 SandmaN 0o: those pricks
DraKaAlchemy: In a sense, yes. You exist by subject complements and irregular verbs. ;-)
o0 SandmaN 0o: yay
DraKaAlchemy: You are funny; shows existance.
DraKaAlchemy: You were funny; shows decease.
DraKaAlchemy: You will be funny; shows uncognitive.
DraKaAlchemy: You are incognito among that stars.
o0 SandmaN 0o: I feel a song coming on.
DraKaAlchemy: Actually, people blabber how it is funny that humans are conceived through the cooperation of an egg celled in a womb and a lonely sperm.
DraKaAlchemy: However, in retro-reality (retryo -- haha) your sperm is conceive by calcium, carbon, hydrogen, oxygen and sodium.
DraKaAlchemy: With subliminal processes through several buffers systems, that concur with your existance.
DraKaAlchemy: We are proto-planets, and that is why there is no God.
DraKaAlchemy: Bet you didn't see that comming.
DraKaAlchemy: Neither did I, I guess my ass quit talking.
o0 SandmaN 0o: It would have been better
o0 SandmaN 0o: as a song
DraKaAlchemy: *Ahem*
DraKaAlchemy: We are all once sperms
DraKaAlchemy: Who came out squigling like worms
DraKaAlchemy: Conceived in a room
DraKaAlchemy: While the parents were on shrooms
DraKaAlchemy: Making our existance complete
DraKaAlchemy: Now repeat the actions of them
DraKaAlchemy: Who did it while the lights were dim
DraKaAlchemy: Wearing no protection
DraKaAlchemy: The male ejaculates with an erection
DraKaAlchemy: Now the process is to begin
DraKaAlchemy: Be glad your not a human with a fin
DraKaAlchemy: Because your birthgivers were intoxicated
DraKaAlchemy: That messes with how your formulated
DraKaAlchemy: The calculations were precise, but you were wrong
DraKaAlchemy: And that concludes my song
DraKaAlchemy: *Yay*
o0 SandmaN 0o: Well that just made my day
DraKaAlchemy: What rymes with begin?
o0 SandmaN 0o: regen....erate