BitchSlapVII: Hi
Stylnbaby: hi who is this
BitchSlapVII: I am noone you know I just looked you up
Stylnbaby: oh cool
BitchSlapVII: My name is Jazbaugh
BitchSlapVII: would you be so kind as to tell me yours?
Stylnbaby: oh age/sex
Stylnbaby: jess
BitchSlapVII: 17/m
BitchSlapVII: well it's nice to meet you Jess
Stylnbaby: cool.........where are you from
Stylnbaby: you too
BitchSlapVII: Madasgascar
BitchSlapVII: you?
Stylnbaby: mount dora, FL USA
BitchSlapVII: Hey I have a few employees that live there!
BitchSlapVII: Janiqua and Licky
Stylnbaby: thats cool..........what do you do?
BitchSlapVII: I run a world-wide pleasure distribution service
Stylnbaby: right!
BitchSlapVII: seriously
Stylnbaby: oh cool
BitchSlapVII: perhaps you have heard of my organization...
BitchSlapVII: Ain't Easy, Inc.
Stylnbaby: nope sorry
BitchSlapVII: :-(
Stylnbaby: sorry
BitchSlapVII: I really like you americans. I have exported quite a few!
Stylnbaby: really
BitchSlapVII: Yes. A good portion of my wealth is from the states
Stylnbaby: if you are such a big guy........then why are you not out haveing fun on a friday night
Stylnbaby: it is still early
BitchSlapVII: Business is business
BitchSlapVII: Say, do you have any pictures of yourself?
BitchSlapVII: I am looking for new talent
Stylnbaby: no sorry
BitchSlapVII: oh, that is unfortunate
Stylnbaby: yeah sorry
BitchSlapVII: Are you sure? I pay double time and a half for overtime
BitchSlapVII: Do you have any attractive family members?
BitchSlapVII: I have discovered family teams are getting quite popular in south-east asia these days
Stylnbaby: no sorry
Stylnbaby: really
BitchSlapVII: oh yes
Stylnbaby: right? i sorry i still don't belive you
BitchSlapVII: I would direct you to our webpage but unfortunately it as been the target of a series of mindless hacking attacks
BitchSlapVII: from the competition, no doubt
Stylnbaby: yeah
BitchSlapVII: So what part of mount dora do you live in?
Stylnbaby: actually i nsorrento
Stylnbaby: don't think i am dumb but are you friend with a guy named jesse
BitchSlapVII: hmmm...not sure if I've ever heard of that place
Stylnbaby: it is very little
BitchSlapVII: I have many associates all over the world miss
Stylnbaby: oh ok
BitchSlapVII: Have you ever heard of Licky Lana?
Stylnbaby: no sorry
BitchSlapVII: oh she is a very fine piece of merchandise that operates in Mount Dora
Stylnbaby: really?
BitchSlapVII: Most people have met with her, as she is known to ride the pendulum both ways
Stylnbaby: oh thats nice
BitchSlapVII: I really need a larger work force. Are you sure you do not wish to aid me in my quest for global satisfaction?
Stylnbaby: very sure
BitchSlapVII: I'm sure you would change your mind once you gazed upon your issued Italian-made automobile and your wardrobe
Stylnbaby: i bet i would
BitchSlapVII: not to mention the masions around the world you would be stationed at
Stylnbaby: true
Stylnbaby: but i like me life as it is
BitchSlapVII: Ha. That is what they all say.
BitchSlapVII: You are simply in denial
Stylnbaby: no i am quite happy
BitchSlapVII: You know you are fed up with the way things are and you can't wait to open up and see the world
Stylnbaby: no not really
Stylnbaby: i am only 15 i still have time
BitchSlapVII: oh, you would be quite valuable in eurasia
BitchSlapVII: that is where I station most of my underagers
BitchSlapVII: You would make millions in a single year
Stylnbaby: no i like being broke
BitchSlapVII: Really? You enjoy the times when you pass by a window, seeing something that would look perfect on you, and knowing that you could never have it?
Stylnbaby: i am happy..........i am a very simple person.......i always have something to look forward too
BitchSlapVII: There are others under my wing just like you
Stylnbaby: well i am glad for them
BitchSlapVII: not to mention under my desk...
Stylnbaby: funny
BitchSlapVII: but that's a different story
Stylnbaby: k
BitchSlapVII: Well if you ever change your mind, send a photograph of yourself (preferably with you performing a sexual act on an animal like a moose or a goat) and send it to:
BitchSlapVII: Big Poppa
Stylnbaby: ok sure
BitchSlapVII: 1031 S. Agmapha St.
BitchSlapVII: Weilaeo, Madagascar
Stylnbaby: ok
Stylnbaby: right
BitchSlapVII: See you soon
Stylnbaby: sure