muwhahahahaha: wazzup
WHITETlG3R: Whadda ya want
Stephan?
muwhahahahaha: how'd you know it was me?
muwhahahahaha: well?
WHITETlG3R: The personallity.
muwhahahahaha: oh
muwhahahahaha: damn
muwhahahahaha: so If I said "yo bitch you can
suck on my cock" you'd still know it was me?
WHITETlG3R: yup...
WHITETlG3R: definately
muwhahahahaha: oh
muwhahahahaha: you pretty slick, huh?
WHITETlG3R: Not really...
muwhahahahaha: yeah but what if I immed you
out of nowhere and said "who the fuck are you?
you one of them rhino ramming, fudge packing
queers?"
muwhahahahaha: then you wouldn't know it
was me
WHITETlG3R: Yea I would...
muwhahahahaha: you'd be like "what the fuck"
muwhahahahaha: nah I don't think ya would
muwhahahahaha: you not too bright
WHITETlG3R: HAH!
WHITETlG3R: I.Q. of
168...GENIOUS!
muwhahahahaha: coulda fooled me
muwhahahahaha: mo' like 68 if ya ask me
WHITETlG3R: maybe yours.
muwhahahahaha: nah bitch it ain't laid out like
dat
muwhahahahaha: hey you know of anybody by
the name of Pete Suckerson
WHITETlG3R: Nope
muwhahahahaha: really?
muwhahahahaha: he said he knows you
WHITETlG3R: Nopperz
muwhahahahaha: "Nopperz"?
muwhahahahaha: hey man I think you need to
quit poppin'
muwhahahahaha: ya type really slow, what
'chew trippin foo'.
WHITETlG3R: No, actually, I'm
ignoring you.
muwhahahahaha: oh I see how it is
WHITETlG3R: I only talk to a select
few people online.
muwhahahahaha: you so busy whackin' and
trying to write your name on your monitor that
you can't talk to your hommies?
WHITETlG3R: No, talkin to Tina's
mom...
WHITETlG3R: and trying to make it
so Tina's sister can go out with
kevin...
WHITETlG3R: because Pat keeps up
his shit...
WHITETlG3R: and I'm talkin with
Kevin and Andrea, and Pat and You
muwhahahahaha: an' dis here concerns her
mom, what 'chew thinking man?.
WHITETlG3R: No...
WHITETlG3R: not exactly...
WHITETlG3R: I'm tryin to help kevin
out too...
muwhahahahaha: my telling Tina's mom to go
out with him or some shit like that?
muwhahahahaha: by
WHITETlG3R: no...
WHITETlG3R: not at all...
muwhahahahaha: hey man this ain't none o' my
business by I think there's a big age diff here
WHITETlG3R: Nopperz
muwhahahahaha: you're a genius, right? How
'bout expanding your vocab so ya don't have to
say dat word as much
WHITETlG3R: No, that's my word
muwhahahahaha: really?
muwhahahahaha: wow you invented it?
muwhahahahaha: kewl man you'll be in the
bookz some day
WHITETlG3R: yup...dat's what I'm
intellectually Stupificing
muwhahahahaha: y'know...Big Book of
Losers?
muwhahahahaha: ah th'o't yo' would qualify,
Ya' dig?.
muwhahahahaha: Aren't ya allergic ta cheese?
WHITETlG3R: Nope
muwhahahahaha: oh
muwhahahahaha: how about peanuts?
WHITETlG3R: nope, not allergic to
anything.
muwhahahahaha: hey there's this dude named
Julio that's always sayin' that you're gay
muwhahahahaha: I mean seriously
WHITETlG3R: No I'm not fuckin
gay...
WHITETlG3R: I hate motherfuckers
who say that...
muwhahahahaha: he's like "I don't got anything
against him, as long as he stays a good mile away
from me"
WHITETlG3R: He's black ain't he?
muwhahahahaha: People say that you're gay all
the time?
muwhahahahaha: no
muwhahahahaha: he's Gualavalian
WHITETlG3R: I dunno...people
somehow think I'm gay...some
people...
WHITETlG3R: there just reatarded.
muwhahahahaha: hmmm....wonder why iz that
so?
muwhahahahaha: they're, kid. learn some
grammar
WHITETlG3R: I know...
WHITETlG3R: I spelled it on purpose
muwhahahahaha: why'd you go and do a thing
like that?
muwhahahahaha: dude I'm not trying to be an
asshole or anything but I think you are gay
WHITETlG3R: because...
muwhahahahaha: I mean come on just admit it
WHITETlG3R: WHAT?!
muwhahahahaha: I'll still hang with ya
WHITETlG3R: YA LITTLE FUCKER...I
AIN'T GAY!
muwhahahahaha: c'mon it's accepted in the
90's
WHITETlG3R: I'M GONNA KICK
YOUR ASS!
WHITETlG3R: NOT BY ME!
muwhahahahaha: yeah that's why you're always
looking at other guys' asses?
WHITETlG3R: I SWEAR I'M GONNA
KICK YOUR ASS TOMARROW
WHITETlG3R: WHAT?!
muwhahahahaha: c'mon man
WHITETlG3R: OH, THAT'S IT YA
LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER, YA
GONNA GET IT NOW!
muwhahahahaha: just come out and admit it
muwhahahahaha: I'm telling you I won't look at
you any differently
muwhahahahaha: as long as you keep your
hands away from my ass, anyway
WHITETlG3R: I'M NOT GAY YA
LITTLE FUCK!
muwhahahahaha: ok I know you'll come out
when you're ready
muwhahahahaha: I won't push you
WHITETlG3R: Ooooooohhhhh...I am so
gonna kick your ass tomarrow.
muwhahahahaha: ok and how do you suppose
you're going to do that?
muwhahahahaha: not only are you gay, but
you're not that great in the muscle department,
either
muwhahahahaha: y'know?
WHITETlG3R: Alright, ya just
watch...
WHITETlG3R: Your pissin me off
muwhahahahaha: I'm sorry
WHITETlG3R: ya little bitch.
muwhahahahaha: but it just bothers me to see
one of my buds in a situation like this
muwhahahahaha: I just want to help
muwhahahahaha: don't know what you're so
pissed about
WHITETlG3R: you callin me gay!
WHITETlG3R: I ain't no fucking FAG
muwhahahahaha: yeah me and everybody else,
too
muwhahahahaha: I hear it all the time in the
halls
muwhahahahaha: "you know that anthony
morris kid? I think he's gay"
muwhahahahaha: for real
WHITETlG3R: Oh jeeze, get out of
your dream world man...I ain't gonna
be your pimp.
WHITETlG3R: Your wishin.
muwhahahahaha: that's you're
muwhahahahaha: 'genious'
muwhahahahaha: I don't know why you're so
mad at me
WHITETlG3R: Why the fuck would I
love Tina so much then?
muwhahahahaha: cuz you don't want people to
know
muwhahahahaha: c'mon you can tell me
muwhahahahaha: I won't tell anyone
WHITETlG3R: I'm not gay ya little
fag.
muwhahahahaha: ok, I know you are
muwhahahahaha: you'll admit it when you're
ready
muwhahahahaha: no problem
WHITETlG3R: ok, nevermind...hey, if
this really is stephan, what's ya last
name?
WHITETlG3R: and who ya tryin to go
out with right now?
muwhahahahaha: what?
muwhahahahaha: get out with?
WHITETlG3R: C'mon man...
muwhahahahaha: oh go out
WHITETlG3R: What's ya last name?
muwhahahahaha: your mom
muwhahahahaha: you know my last name
muwhahahahaha: but you know me as
muwhahahahaha: DADDY