SAIYANSLAYER666: overflow is gay you said he would accept cash or money order but he didnt
SAIYANSLAYER666: can you buy me the hacks????????
SAIYANSLAYER666: i cant sell selection, cause its not mine, and eather way you will need paypal
SAIYANSLAYER666: thats from his pm to me
o0 SandmaN 0o he's a damned liar
SAIYANSLAYER666: you are tricksy
o0 SandmaN 0o you must not have been firm enough with him
SAIYANSLAYER666: i have to stand tall???
o0 SandmaN 0o be like, "Listen here, overfag, you're gonna sell me the selection hack and you're gonna take it through the fucking mail."
o0 SandmaN 0o he'll be like "oh snap!"
o0 SandmaN 0o I mean, how could you say no to that?
SAIYANSLAYER666: ok
SAIYANSLAYER666: you always give good advice
SAIYANSLAYER666: yo overflow is on im gonna go convince him
o0 SandmaN 0o k
o0 SandmaN 0o remember to call him overfag
SAIYANSLAYER666: tell him exactly what u said?
o0 SandmaN 0o yeah
SAIYANSLAYER666: hmm i dont think he likes me
o0 SandmaN 0o ok, use that to your advantage
SAIYANSLAYER666: how tell me please
o0 SandmaN 0o say: Ok, overflowinganus, I don't like you and you don't like me, but goddammit, I have money and you have hacks, so let's do this thing
SAIYANSLAYER666: dude you must be god
SAIYANSLAYER666: how did u make up overflowinganus???
o0 SandmaN 0o I don't know, I just did
SAIYANSLAYER666: cool teach me to make up things
SAIYANSLAYER666: so i can impress my friends
SAIYANSLAYER666: hey you made me make overflow not sell me the hack because i called him overfag
o0 SandmaN 0o well at least he knows w'sup
SAIYANSLAYER666: wtf
SAIYANSLAYER666: but now he wont sell me the hack
o0 SandmaN 0o why would you want to buy hacks from a guy named overfag?
o0 SandmaN 0o that's like paying good money for a product of faggotry
SAIYANSLAYER666: lol but in this case the hacks are very good
SAIYANSLAYER666: and i want it
SAIYANSLAYER666: and he is the only one that i know will sell them
o0 SandmaN 0o try drakken
o0 SandmaN 0o his hacks are a lot more expensive though
o0 SandmaN 0o like $300
SAIYANSLAYER666: WTF
SAIYANSLAYER666: HELL NO
o0 SandmaN 0o Call him faggen and maybe he'll drop the price
o0 SandmaN 0o because then he'll know w'sup
SAIYANSLAYER666: man you are just making me burn bridges with them
SAIYANSLAYER666: i figured you out
SAIYANSLAYER666: you were never on my side
o0 SandmaN 0o no way
o0 SandmaN 0o where do you live?
SAIYANSLAYER666: chicago
o0 SandmaN 0o oh
o0 SandmaN 0o you americans are weird
o0 SandmaN 0o that's why
o0 SandmaN 0o got all these weird customs
SAIYANSLAYER666: ARENT U AMERICAN?!?!??!
o0 SandmaN 0o no
o0 SandmaN 0o I'm Shaborian
SAIYANSLAYER666: fuck you i read those convos
SAIYANSLAYER666: im not stupid
o0 SandmaN 0o how do you think I'm in tight with the hack maker guys?
SAIYANSLAYER666: ok sorry i said fuck you but i was really agitated
SAIYANSLAYER666: now plz help me get hacks
o0 SandmaN 0o I strate up called redrum the son of a secretary of a goat roaper faggot
o0 SandmaN 0o and he's like dude wtf
o0 SandmaN 0o and I'm like
o0 SandmaN 0o greetings from shaboria, mother fucker
SAIYANSLAYER666: rofl
SAIYANSLAYER666: o yea dude
o0 SandmaN 0o and I was in like parachute pants in the early 90s
SAIYANSLAYER666: ROFL
SAIYANSLAYER666: LIKE MC HAMMER?
o0 SandmaN 0o no
o0 SandmaN 0o not like mc hammer
SAIYANSLAYER666: damn
In this next one he's talking about this thread:
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SAIYANSLAYER666: dude what was that shit you said about fuckin your own sister?
o0 SandmaN 0o don't judge me with your judging american interneal judge eyes
SAIYANSLAYER666: were u serious about that though??
o0 SandmaN 0o yeah, why wouldn't I be?
SAIYANSLAYER666: wtf
SAIYANSLAYER666: teach me how to hack aim accounts
o0 SandmaN 0o I don't know nothin about that
SAIYANSLAYER666: man
SAIYANSLAYER666: plz
o0 SandmaN 0o I think my sister does though
o0 SandmaN 0o I can go get some answers out of her
o0 SandmaN 0o if ya know what I mean
SAIYANSLAYER666: wtf
SAIYANSLAYER666: no dont do that
o0 SandmaN 0o yeah, that's right
o0 SandmaN 0o I'll knock them right out of her
SAIYANSLAYER666: thats sick dude
o0 SandmaN 0o by asking her nicely
o0 SandmaN 0o maybe offering her something in return
SAIYANSLAYER666: only like rednecks and hill billys do that
o0 SandmaN 0o like five bucks
o0 SandmaN 0o whaddaya think of that, yankee?
SAIYANSLAYER666: dude if you fuck your sister you are goin to have a brother and a son at the same time???
o0 SandmaN 0o fuck my sister?
o0 SandmaN 0o who said anything about fuckin my sister?
SAIYANSLAYER666: rofl wtf
SAIYANSLAYER666: you just said it
o0 SandmaN 0o I said I was going to ask her nicely to explain it to me
o0 SandmaN 0o and possibly offer her a small sum of money in return
o0 SandmaN 0o you have a dirty mind
o0 SandmaN 0o do you often fantasize about that sort of thing?
SAIYANSLAYER666: wtf
o0 SandmaN 0o nevermind, that's personal
SAIYANSLAYER666: SAIYANSLAYER666: dude what was that shit you said about fuckin your own sister?
o0 SandmaN 0o don't judge me with your judging american interneal judge eyes
SAIYANSLAYER666: were u serious about that though??
o0 SandmaN 0o yeah, why wouldn't I be?
o0 SandmaN 0o hey that was a while ago
SAIYANSLAYER666: that was 3 minutes ago
o0 SandmaN 0o yeah
o0 SandmaN 0o three goddamn minutes ago
o0 SandmaN 0o let the past go man
o0 SandmaN 0o sometimes we need to let bygons be bygons
o0 SandmaN 0o and besides, it was my 14th birthday party
SAIYANSLAYER666: what was?
o0 SandmaN 0o when me and my sister did the tax return dance of joyful celebration
o0 SandmaN 0o and then fucked on the table
SAIYANSLAYER666: omfg
SAIYANSLAYER666: see
SAIYANSLAYER666: you have dirty mind not me
o0 SandmaN 0o what? you don't do that for your 14th birthday in chicago?
SAIYANSLAYER666: dude hell no
o0 SandmaN 0o oh
SAIYANSLAYER666: thats called incest
o0 SandmaN 0o yeah, that's what it's called here, too
o0 SandmaN 0o Incest 14
o0 SandmaN 0o see, you do have it
SAIYANSLAYER666: rofl that doesnt mean i do it
o0 SandmaN 0o oh
SAIYANSLAYER666: like you
SAIYANSLAYER666: sick bastard
o0 SandmaN 0o your parents are jehova's witnesses?
o0 SandmaN 0o don't celebrate nothin
SAIYANSLAYER666: no
o0 SandmaN 0o you're not a mormon, are you?
SAIYANSLAYER666: we are roman catholics and no i didnt, nor anyone in my family, get raped by the priests
o0 SandmaN 0o that's good
o0 SandmaN 0o you gotta watch those priests
o0 SandmaN 0o they'll try to pull a fast one on you
o0 SandmaN 0o you gotta rape them before they rape you
SAIYANSLAYER666: wtf
SAIYANSLAYER666: dude you rape priests?
o0 SandmaN 0o it's a tactful game of cunning and skill
o0 SandmaN 0o priests are a wily bunch
SAIYANSLAYER666: they smell
o0 SandmaN 0o oh, I wouldn't know
o0 SandmaN 0o I haven't been close enough to one of them
o0 SandmaN 0o yet
SAIYANSLAYER666: hey can you send me your computer? mine sucks
SAIYANSLAYER666: just mail it to me
o0 SandmaN 0o I don't know if I want to do that
o0 SandmaN 0o heathen bastard, don't even celebrate incest 14
SAIYANSLAYER666: why not? you have like 10 computers
SAIYANSLAYER666: if i say i do will you send me the motherboard only??
o0 SandmaN 0o you'd just use it for your crazy american rituals of voidness
o0 SandmaN 0o in which you do absolutely nothing
SAIYANSLAYER666: i use computer
o0 SandmaN 0o yeah I'll bet you do
SAIYANSLAYER666: to play starcraft and download porn off the best porn site in the world
SAIYANSLAYER666: some movies on occasion
o0 SandmaN 0o hmm
o0 SandmaN 0o I'll think about it
SAIYANSLAYER666: no wait
SAIYANSLAYER666: do you know how to overclock stuff?
o0 SandmaN 0o yeah
o0 SandmaN 0o that's how I get to work on time
SAIYANSLAYER666: no
SAIYANSLAYER666: i mean for computers
o0 SandmaN 0o yeah
SAIYANSLAYER666: teach me how plz
SAIYANSLAYER666: no wait
o0 SandmaN 0o it's real easy
SAIYANSLAYER666: teach me how to get over 99 fps on counter strike
o0 SandmaN 0o lube and a naked sister
o0 SandmaN 0o get lots of fwaps per second
o0 SandmaN 0o just make sure you clean the screen
o0 SandmaN 0o and don't do it during a match or scrim
o0 SandmaN 0o your team doesn't like you waiting until you play cs to do that
SAIYANSLAYER666: man
SAIYANSLAYER666: plz tell me the truth
SAIYANSLAYER666: plz im your friend
o0 SandmaN 0o my friend?
SAIYANSLAYER666: yes
o0 SandmaN 0o I've never had a real american friend before
SAIYANSLAYER666: man
o0 SandmaN 0o you'd really be my friend?
SAIYANSLAYER666: if you talk normal
o0 SandmaN 0o oh joy
o0 SandmaN 0o now what truth are you talking about
SAIYANSLAYER666: on how to get over 99 fps
o0 SandmaN 0o I already told you that
o0 SandmaN 0o unless you're talking about some other fps
SAIYANSLAYER666: frames per second
o0 SandmaN 0o oh
o0 SandmaN 0o boy, is my face red
o0 SandmaN 0o rosacea breakout, don't worry about it