l I l BRAINIAC78: yo
o0 SandmaN 0o: hi
l I l BRAINIAC78: u know how to use ps2dis?
o0 SandmaN 0o: yes
l I l BRAINIAC78: after i got the code after everything i have to do can i pick any code?
l I l BRAINIAC78: or do i have to do the first1?
o0 SandmaN 0o: no it's the 3rd one
l I l BRAINIAC78: ?
o0 SandmaN 0o: didn't you get anything from jonas hexus
l I l BRAINIAC78: ?
o0 SandmaN 0o: ..so you aren't familiar with jonas hexus and hexadecimal or binary?
o0 SandmaN 0o: and you're trying to use ps2dis?
l I l BRAINIAC78: Thad told me how to use it
o0 SandmaN 0o: well there's a difference in using it and understanding it
o0 SandmaN 0o: and to get full use out of it, you have to fully understand it
l I l BRAINIAC78: tell me if this is right
o0 SandmaN 0o: it probably isn't
l I l BRAINIAC78: I open ps2dis i open SCUS i invoke analyze then i go to jump to labeled double click on the label i want then press space then i am done
o0 SandmaN 0o: yeah but you're accomplishing nothing
l I l BRAINIAC78: how is that?
o0 SandmaN 0o: first you have to be familiar with hexadecimal and the assembler language
o0 SandmaN 0o: the x86 family will do nicely
l I l BRAINIAC78: uhh y?
o0 SandmaN 0o: A guy named Jonas Hexus invented pretty much the whole system, and instead of simply typing up guides, he spread the knowledge around by word-of-mouth
o0 SandmaN 0o: and after a while the telephone effect took place
o0 SandmaN 0o: so the knowledge became so skewed that few people knew what was true and what wasn't
l I l BRAINIAC78: but i can still find good codes right?
o0 SandmaN 0o: fortunately for you I heard it first-hand
o0 SandmaN 0o: I'm one of the original Hexus Monks
o0 SandmaN 0o: first of all you need to understand hexadecimal
o0 SandmaN 0o: and binary
l I l BRAINIAC78: but
o0 SandmaN 0o: I wrote a tutorial on it
l I l BRAINIAC78: i can still find working codes right?
o0 SandmaN 0o: let me go find where I uploaded it to
o0 SandmaN 0o: http://cdeath.net/texts/sandhextut.txt
o0 SandmaN 0o: then you have to learn how to converse in machine-aided coded english
l I l BRAINIAC78: i can still find working codes though right
o0 SandmaN 0o: so the machine can understand it in the assembler
o0 SandmaN 0o: let me know when you're done with that tutorial so I can teach you MACE
l I l BRAINIAC78: i dont care
l I l BRAINIAC78: just answer my question
l I l BRAINIAC78: i can find working codes cuz i know how to use ps2dis right?
o0 SandmaN 0o: if you're not interested in learning how to use and understand ps2dis then don't bother asking me for help
l I l BRAINIAC78: answer my question man
o0 SandmaN 0o: I already did
o0 SandmaN 0o: pay attention
l I l BRAINIAC78: i have to READ ALL OF THIS?
o0 SandmaN 0o: doesn't take too long
l I l BRAINIAC78: im only 11
l I l BRAINIAC78: maybe ill understand
o0 SandmaN 0o: if it takes you more than ten minutes, that's usually a sign of short attention span and a lack of intelligence, in which case you shouldn't be in this at all
l I l BRAINIAC78: omg
l I l BRAINIAC78: let me read
l I l BRAINIAC78: starting now
l I l BRAINIAC78: im done
o0 SandmaN 0o: bah
o0 SandmaN 0o: that took too long
l I l BRAINIAC78: im 11
o0 SandmaN 0o: I'm 12
l I l BRAINIAC78: really?
o0 SandmaN 0o: yep
l I l BRAINIAC78: but if i nkow how to use it i can get good codes out of it right?
o0 SandmaN 0o: sure
l I l BRAINIAC78: i know how to use ps2dis
l I l BRAINIAC78: whats the point of reading that?
l I l BRAINIAC78: when THaddeous told me how to use it
o0 SandmaN 0o: do you know how to de-op a search param two ways?
l I l BRAINIAC78: huh/
o0 SandmaN 0o: exactly
l I l BRAINIAC78: as long as i know how to use ps2dis
l I l BRAINIAC78: i can get good codes though right?
o0 SandmaN 0o: you know how to open it
l I l BRAINIAC78: ps2dis?
o0 SandmaN 0o: you can't because you don't know basic search param exec modes/
l I l BRAINIAC78: but thaddeous told me how to use it
l I l BRAINIAC78: what are you talking about?
o0 SandmaN 0o: do you at least know how to NOP?
l I l BRAINIAC78: nop stand for
l I l BRAINIAC78: ?
o0 SandmaN 0o: you don't know how to use it
l I l BRAINIAC78: whats NOD?
l I l BRAINIAC78: they didnt talk about NOD in ur thing
o0 SandmaN 0o: nop
o0 SandmaN 0o: not nod
l I l BRAINIAC78: they dont talk about NOP either
o0 SandmaN 0o: sure they do
o0 SandmaN 0o: pay attention
l I l BRAINIAC78: how do u understand that hex hexidemical stuff?
l I l BRAINIAC78: u most be chinese and study all day
o0 SandmaN 0o: very carefully
o0 SandmaN 0o: no I'm shaborian
l I l BRAINIAC78: ?
l I l BRAINIAC78: do u have a life?
o0 SandmaN 0o: Are you mocking my culture?
l I l BRAINIAC78: no
o0 SandmaN 0o: I make cheese for a living. this is just a hobby
l I l BRAINIAC78: cheese
o0 SandmaN 0o: You're hating on me because I'm a Jonas Hexus Monk and I make cheese
o0 SandmaN 0o: shaborian cheese
o0 SandmaN 0o: some of the best in the world
l I l BRAINIAC78: no im not hating on you
o0 SandmaN 0o: I think you are
o0 SandmaN 0o: how dare you mock the Shaborians?
l I l BRAINIAC78: im just wondeing how you do this
o0 SandmaN 0o: You sir are a putz
l I l BRAINIAC78: ?
l I l BRAINIAC78: i think you lied 2 me
l I l BRAINIAC78: as long as i know how to use ps2dis NOT HEX OR THAT OTHER STUFF i can get codes
o0 SandmaN 0o: Now you're accusing the shaborians of lying?
o0 SandmaN 0o: how do you sleep at night?
l I l BRAINIAC78: ?
l I l BRAINIAC78: u did lie
l I l BRAINIAC78: i can get codes.. cuz i know how to use ps2dis
o0 SandmaN 0o: you don't know how to use ps2dis
o0 SandmaN 0o: you don't know how to NOP
o0 SandmaN 0o: that's the most basic of functions
l I l BRAINIAC78: wow
l I l BRAINIAC78: i know how to ge codes
l I l BRAINIAC78: get**
o0 SandmaN 0o: if you can't NOP you can't do shit
l I l BRAINIAC78: WTF IS NOP?
l I l BRAINIAC78: how cat i do shit?
l I l BRAINIAC78: i already got some got codes from this thing
o0 SandmaN 0o: you insult a Shaborian and you expect him to help?
l I l BRAINIAC78: how did i insult u?
o0 SandmaN 0o: there you go again!
l I l BRAINIAC78: how did i?
o0 SandmaN 0o: the Shaborians will NOT be the source of ANYONEs amusement!
l I l BRAINIAC78: how do u amuse me?
l I l BRAINIAC78: u dont amuse me
l I l BRAINIAC78: not 1 bit
o0 SandmaN 0o: no manner
o0 SandmaN 0o: jeja
l I l BRAINIAC78: im just ondering why u lied 2 me
o0 SandmaN 0o: how did I lie to you
l I l BRAINIAC78: i can use ps2dis with out knowing how to use hex or this nop thing
o0 SandmaN 0o: you have no clue how to NOP or run a search param
l I l BRAINIAC78: so
o0 SandmaN 0o: therefor you have no clue how to debug
l I l BRAINIAC78: i know how to use ps2dis
o0 SandmaN 0o: and guess what ps2dis is?
o0 SandmaN 0o: it's a debugger
o0 SandmaN 0o: captain penis
l I l BRAINIAC78: im using it right now
o0 SandmaN 0o: and you're not getting very far, are you?
l I l BRAINIAC78: i got some codes down
o0 SandmaN 0o: and you're so frustrated by it that you have to come to a Shaborian for help
l I l BRAINIAC78: im gonna test
l I l BRAINIAC78: i didnt know ur sABOREAN
o0 SandmaN 0o: there you go again!
o0 SandmaN 0o: SHABORIANS ARE PEOPLE TOO
l I l BRAINIAC78: how do i go again?
l I l BRAINIAC78: i've noticed
o0 SandmaN 0o: WE MAKE CHEESE
o0 SandmaN 0o: BETTER THAN YOU
l I l BRAINIAC78: now ur insulting me
o0 SandmaN 0o: you insulted the shaborian culture
l I l BRAINIAC78: how?
o0 SandmaN 0o: and it is in the best interest of the shaborians that I quill you, captain penis!
l I l BRAINIAC78: captain penis
l I l BRAINIAC78: what a name cheese breath
o0 SandmaN 0o: ssa pal jeja
l I l BRAINIAC78: ?
o0 SandmaN 0o: If you ever come to Shaboria, know that you are not welcomed
o0 SandmaN 0o: You've insulted Shaboria and its cheese
l I l BRAINIAC78: why would i want to go to saborea
l I l BRAINIAC78: cheese wow
l I l BRAINIAC78: no one cares abou ur cheese
o0 SandmaN 0o: It is the finest cheese!
l I l BRAINIAC78: wow
l I l BRAINIAC78: i rather eat shit than your cheese
o0 SandmaN 0o: Shaborians also have a good sense of smell
o0 SandmaN 0o: and from here I can tell that you probably do eat shit instead of cheese
l I l BRAINIAC78: what do u smell rotten cheese evetyday?
o0 SandmaN 0o: if your mouth didn't have teeth it'd be a perfect asshole
l I l BRAINIAC78: how funny geek
o0 SandmaN 0o: you've been OWNED by the SHABORIAN
l I l BRAINIAC78: why dont u study more?
o0 SandmaN 0o: good day