Anal Advocator: hi
FlinkelNuts: who the heck is this
Anal Advocator: my name is Hajiolld Gnuttx
FlinkelNuts: james?
Anal Advocator: dammit
Anal Advocator: how'd you know it was me?
FlinkelNuts: because you're always saying anal
FlinkelNuts: "anal"
Anal Advocator: oh yeah
Anal Advocator: wanna cyber?
Anal Advocator: you can pretend you're a girl
FlinkelNuts: you're f'n sick
Anal Advocator: c'mon man
Anal Advocator: ok
Anal Advocator: i'll pretend I'm a girl
Anal Advocator: ok?
FlinkelNuts: james...i'm about to throw up
Anal Advocator: it's just role-playing man
Anal Advocator: c'mon. you start
FlinkelNuts: are you sick:?
FlinkelNuts: is this james?
Anal Advocator: no and yes
Anal Advocator: ok you pretend you're a farmer from nebraska and I'll pretend i'm a fat chick that owns a convenient store
Anal Advocator: what location should we use?
FlinkelNuts: so this is james right?
Anal Advocator: yes
FlinkelNuts: so what book are you reading for thomas,,if you say you're james?
Anal Advocator: we could either do the pig pin or the dumpster behind my convenient store
Anal Advocator: some boring ass book
Anal Advocator: my last name is peach
Anal Advocator: that good enough id?
FlinkelNuts: no shit
FlinkelNuts: ben
Anal Advocator: ok we can do it on the bus from my store to your farm
Anal Advocator: typing an intro?
Anal Advocator: remember you gotta use nebraska diction
Anal Advocator: hey you type really slow
Anal Advocator: hurry up
Anal Advocator: i'm a big fat chick in need of nebraska lovin'
Anal Advocator: let's make things interesting...
Anal Advocator: we'll both be hermaphrodites
Anal Advocator: that way we can have sex like two nine-volt batteries
FlinkelNuts: okay..this is not james because i'm at his house right now...so give it up
Anal Advocator: wtf are you talking about you're not at my house
Anal Advocator: ich bin james!
Anal Advocator: now listen here flannel boy
Anal Advocator: you're gonna have nine-volt sex with me and you're gonna like it
Anal Advocator: or I'm gonna tell everyone about the incident with you and that spiderman plush doll
FlinkelNuts signed off at 12:24:47 AM.