o0 SandmaN 0o: hey
WazUrFantazee: hoo r u
o0 SandmaN 0o: my name is Max
o0 SandmaN 0o: my friend Jason said to talk to you
WazUrFantazee: oh. are you good friends with him?
o0 SandmaN 0o: i don't know him really well
o0 SandmaN 0o: what's he like IRL?
WazUrFantazee: irl?
o0 SandmaN 0o: in real life
WazUrFantazee: hes great sweet smart funny sensitive caring understadning
WazUrFantazee: but we had sum probz 2day
o0 SandmaN 0o: sorry to hear that
WazUrFantazee: i think he hatez meeh
o0 SandmaN 0o: nah I don't think he does
WazUrFantazee: y do u say that
o0 SandmaN 0o: well, he never said anything bad about you, anyway. I dunno
WazUrFantazee: o :-(
WazUrFantazee: sooooooooooo howe do u know Jay?
o0 SandmaN 0o: well I was the leader of this cyber cult
o0 SandmaN 0o: and he joined
o0 SandmaN 0o: everyone else killed themselves
WazUrFantazee: cult?????? i neva knew he was reeligius however you spell it
o0 SandmaN 0o: well, he thought I was GOd
WazUrFantazee: he reads the Bibble?
o0 SandmaN 0o: he read MY bible. don't know about THE Bible
WazUrFantazee: u have ur own bible?
o0 SandmaN 0o: i did
o0 SandmaN 0o: when I was the leader of a cyber cult
WazUrFantazee: o
WazUrFantazee: he reely hurt me :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-(
o0 SandmaN 0o: he broke my 'thou shalt not consume dairy products on tuesday' commandment so I was supposed to have him killed
o0 SandmaN 0o: but we were friends
o0 SandmaN 0o: so we left and everyone killed themselves
WazUrFantazee: he had some dairy produkts today :-(
o0 SandmaN 0o: how'd he hurt you
WazUrFantazee: he had dairy all over his body..................with my friend kolleen
WazUrFantazee: he hurt me because he cheated on meeh with my best friend
o0 SandmaN 0o: damn that's gotta suck
o0 SandmaN 0o: dairy products and all
WazUrFantazee: yes :-(
o0 SandmaN 0o: who the hell would wanna have dairy products on them while having sex?
o0 SandmaN 0o: I thought I tought that boy right
WazUrFantazee: he waznt having sex...
o0 SandmaN 0o: oh
WazUrFantazee: but if u want i can tell you what happened
o0 SandmaN 0o: sure
o0 SandmaN 0o: want me to smite him for you?
o0 SandmaN 0o: since I'm his God and all
WazUrFantazee: whatz smite
o0 SandmaN 0o: it's like a godly word for bashing
WazUrFantazee: ohhhhh
WazUrFantazee: ok u cna do that that if you want to
o0 SandmaN 0o: ok
WazUrFantazee: but how are you gonna BASH him he dont like guys
o0 SandmaN 0o: I'll use my psionic/telepatic/telekinetic/god powers to see what he's doin before i smite him
o0 SandmaN 0o: i mean knock him on his ass
o0 SandmaN 0o: what you think this is woman
o0 SandmaN 0o: he is walking his dog
WazUrFantazee: i dont knoe
WazUrFantazee: y are u so nazty to meeh
WazUrFantazee: im very deep hurt
o0 SandmaN 0o: you implied I was partaking in homosexual activities
WazUrFantazee: y are you talking to me in big wordz?
o0 SandmaN 0o: those words aren't big..
o0 SandmaN 0o: i can use the 'big words' if ya want me to :-)
WazUrFantazee: do u knoe if Jay still loves me?
o0 SandmaN 0o: lemme probe his mind
o0 SandmaN 0o: his MIND, MIND. not his ass. ain't no homo...
o0 SandmaN 0o: he loves that Colleen chick I think
WazUrFantazee: omg Kolleen????? :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-(
o0 SandmaN 0o: he has very impure thoughts about her
WazUrFantazee: thatz the girl i caught him with today :-( :-( :-( :-(
o0 SandmaN 0o: he wants her but he's willing to take both of you on at the same time.
WazUrFantazee: do u still want to knoe wat happened with him and me 2day?
o0 SandmaN 0o: yeah
WazUrFantazee: well 2day i went to my friend Kolleen's house and her mom anzwered the door n told me she was in her basement and i went down there and i saw him and her on the couch and she was giving him a BJ and he had pudding or something all over him
o0 SandmaN 0o: he did so in retaliation, methinks
o0 SandmaN 0o: something you did to him. his thoughts are not clear
WazUrFantazee: watz retaliation
o0 SandmaN 0o: retribution
WazUrFantazee: retriWHATtion?
o0 SandmaN 0o: counter-attack. revenge. vengence
WazUrFantazee: oh
WazUrFantazee: like he waz madd?
o0 SandmaN 0o: yeah
WazUrFantazee: o, can u tell yyy he waz mad?
o0 SandmaN 0o: hmmm
o0 SandmaN 0o: you did something similar
o0 SandmaN 0o: cheated on him
o0 SandmaN 0o: I think
WazUrFantazee: omg :-( he doesnt believe me
WazUrFantazee: i accidentilly had sex with somebody
o0 SandmaN 0o: uhh how do you accidently have sex with someone
o0 SandmaN 0o: fall on his dick and have trouble getting up?
WazUrFantazee: they both had the same name
WazUrFantazee: i thought he was the REEL Jay
o0 SandmaN 0o: so there's a fake jay runnin around?
WazUrFantazee: i think zo
o0 SandmaN 0o: woah
o0 SandmaN 0o: and he looks just like him?
o0 SandmaN 0o: you think it's a clone maybe?
WazUrFantazee: it might be
o0 SandmaN 0o: ok, I know how you can patch this thing up
o0 SandmaN 0o: why don't you 4 have an orgy. I'll come along, too. bring some of your hot chick friends
WazUrFantazee: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
WazUrFantazee: i dont kno uuu
o0 SandmaN 0o: you didn't know the fake jay, either :-)
WazUrFantazee: me and the reel jay did that once
WazUrFantazee: uz n another grl
o0 SandmaN 0o: cool
o0 SandmaN 0o: so it's nothin new
WazUrFantazee: it waznt fun
o0 SandmaN 0o: awkward?
WazUrFantazee: he waz with her moree then meeh
o0 SandmaN 0o: oh
o0 SandmaN 0o: well if we do it, i'll make sure he's with you cuz i'll be all over the other bitch he won't get a chance
WazUrFantazee: ohh okey
o0 SandmaN 0o: sound good?
WazUrFantazee: nooh
o0 SandmaN 0o: hm
o0 SandmaN 0o: ok what if we just turn it into a double-date sort of thing
o0 SandmaN 0o: sans clothing
o0 SandmaN 0o: i don't touch you, jay don't touch other person
WazUrFantazee: sans?
o0 SandmaN 0o: french for without
WazUrFantazee: oooooo
o0 SandmaN 0o: what you think?
WazUrFantazee: n wheer r u frum?
o0 SandmaN 0o: florida
WazUrFantazee: i dunt like ppl from florida
o0 SandmaN 0o: why?
WazUrFantazee: alot of homeos
o0 SandmaN 0o: that's in the fl keys
o0 SandmaN 0o: that's way down south of me
o0 SandmaN 0o: i live near orlando
WazUrFantazee: does shak live there?
o0 SandmaN 0o: not anymore
o0 SandmaN 0o: he plays for the lakers now
WazUrFantazee: yes tha orlando lackerz\
o0 SandmaN 0o: no..the LA lakers
o0 SandmaN 0o: orlando is the magic
WazUrFantazee: people from orlando can do majic?
o0 SandmaN 0o: yeah
o0 SandmaN 0o: big black magic ring
o0 SandmaN 0o: shaq was the head shaman
WazUrFantazee: big black magic? alot of black ppl too?
o0 SandmaN 0o: turned people into cabbage
o0 SandmaN 0o: yeah
WazUrFantazee: watz cabage
o0 SandmaN 0o: a type of laundry detergent
WazUrFantazee: o i think Jay usez that
WazUrFantazee: i dont remember tho its been a while since ive washed his clothez
o0 SandmaN 0o: will you wash my clothes?
WazUrFantazee: nooooh
o0 SandmaN 0o: but I'll cry if you don't
o0 SandmaN 0o: as the all powerful cyber god i command you wash my clothes!
o0 SandmaN 0o: ok I'm sorry
WazUrFantazee: do yuuu u wash ur clozes with cabbage too?
o0 SandmaN 0o: yeah
o0 SandmaN 0o: well, i don't really know how to wash my clothes
o0 SandmaN 0o: so I just buy new clothes all the time
WazUrFantazee: oooo thatz a shame
o0 SandmaN 0o: nobody will teach me
o0 SandmaN 0o: if I move to new jersey will you teach me?
WazUrFantazee: y dont uuu just uze ur majic
o0 SandmaN 0o: I'm not a full-fledged shaman yet
o0 SandmaN 0o: i'm just plain, ordinary cyber god
WazUrFantazee: ooo
o0 SandmaN 0o: so if I move up there will you teach me?
o0 SandmaN 0o: can I live in your closet?
WazUrFantazee: no i hate u
WazUrFantazee: u talk weirdd to me
o0 SandmaN 0o: i'm sorry I didn't mean to make you mad
o0 SandmaN 0o: jay was right
o0 SandmaN 0o: i'm just a screw up
WazUrFantazee: perty muchh
o0 SandmaN 0o: I just wanted to be your friend
o0 SandmaN 0o: guess you're too good for me
WazUrFantazee: maybee
o0 SandmaN 0o: I don't have any friends. I don't know why I thought I could be yours
o0 SandmaN 0o: I'll just go end this pointless chirade I've been carrying on for the past 17 years with a bullet
WazUrFantazee: wats a chirade
WazUrFantazee: is that a fabrik softner?
WazUrFantazee signed off at 12:24:04 AM.